When the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply listen to what the astrologers say
and then I don't feel so bad!
My contemporary version of the classic (& fingers crossed hoping Julie Andrews doesn’t turn in her grave!). Thinking, or let me rephrase, TRULY BELIEVING that my life sucks is an everyday affair. Its SO common place, that I have died a thousand deaths caused by the heightened boredom of it all. I feel I'm suspended in mid air without any movement. There is nothing to inspire my creative juices. I'm exhausted. I hate everything. Sigh, yawn zzzz & drag my feet into the astrodudes office.
I do not know if I believe in this science and its interpretation by the pandits & panditains, but I truly believe that it cheers me up for a few days! Yes. This is better than chatting with the bartender about issues in your life, better than a long weekend of doing nothing & BETTER than a trip to the parlour to do your nails! Astrodudes are psychotherapists, bartenders, manicurists – all rolled into one.
They seem to jump straight out of fairy tales, into the magical imaginary stars, flutter their butterfly wings, & gently wave their wands to make your life seem SO worth it. Your rotten perspective on life will melt & slowly alter once you see your reflection in the magical crystal ball. You will instantly feel luckier, richer, and happier. Isn't that what we all want at the end of the day? So! I recommend a few trips in a year! It's like taking your worried mind for a mini vacation & walking away with a refreshed point of view and a willingness to look ahead!
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply listen to what the astrologers say
and then I don't feel so bad!
My contemporary version of the classic (& fingers crossed hoping Julie Andrews doesn’t turn in her grave!). Thinking, or let me rephrase, TRULY BELIEVING that my life sucks is an everyday affair. Its SO common place, that I have died a thousand deaths caused by the heightened boredom of it all. I feel I'm suspended in mid air without any movement. There is nothing to inspire my creative juices. I'm exhausted. I hate everything. Sigh, yawn zzzz & drag my feet into the astrodudes office.
I do not know if I believe in this science and its interpretation by the pandits & panditains, but I truly believe that it cheers me up for a few days! Yes. This is better than chatting with the bartender about issues in your life, better than a long weekend of doing nothing & BETTER than a trip to the parlour to do your nails! Astrodudes are psychotherapists, bartenders, manicurists – all rolled into one.
They seem to jump straight out of fairy tales, into the magical imaginary stars, flutter their butterfly wings, & gently wave their wands to make your life seem SO worth it. Your rotten perspective on life will melt & slowly alter once you see your reflection in the magical crystal ball. You will instantly feel luckier, richer, and happier. Isn't that what we all want at the end of the day? So! I recommend a few trips in a year! It's like taking your worried mind for a mini vacation & walking away with a refreshed point of view and a willingness to look ahead!
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